Bulk Homeopathy

Large quantities of homeopathic
remedies at a fraction of the cost!

Learn a secret that Big Alt Med doesn't want you to know! You can acquire high volumes of homeopathic remedies at a tiny fraction of the cost by bypassing an expensive and unnecessary process. Traditionally, the tedious process involves dubiously selecting a substance (caffeine in the case of insomnia), diluting it with a solvent (usually distilled water) over and over until the substance has been completely rinsed down the drain. Why bother with such an expensive and unnecessary process when the end product is exactly the same? And to any naysayers, I challenge you to tell the difference in a double-blind test.

arnica montana

arsenicum album

belladonna

ferrum phosphoricum

hepar sulphuris

lachesis

nux vomica

pulsatilla

"I am ensured of hydration, thanks to Bulk Homeopathy."
--Torsten Pihl

"Thanks to Bulk Homeopathy, I can now treat my Morgellons disease and Wilson's temperature syndrome and still have money left over to buy Prayer Powder."
--Eric Smith

"I can't believe the Savings! A buck for a gallon, compared to some $20 a drop at the pharmacy. And it works just as well, maybe better! I am a bit surprised that the Big Homeo goons have not shut you down yet. Thanks to you, I no longer have to decide between homeopathic therapy or feeding my kids, and their cheeks are starting to fill in now. God bless you."
--John Ellis

"It really works. I'd been having trouble with urine production, so I drank a gallon of Bulk Homeopathy, and it cured me!"
--John Hattan

Is there a risk of overdose?
Yes, there is a low risk of hyponatremia; and in rare cases, drowning can occur.

Since there is some danger, do you have the MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet)?
Yes, see MSDS: Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Where can I buy bulk homeopathy?
It's available from Placebo Mart.

So homeopathy is just distilled water?
Yes or some other solvent like alcohol.

I thought that homeopathy was akin to herbal medicine.
The homeopathic process begins with herbs or other ingredients; but by the end of the process, all ingredients have been diluted away so that only the solvent remains.

But I have seen homeopathic remedies in the form of pills, not liquid.
Mist or droplets of solvent are placed on sugar pills and evaporated.

That makes no sense.
Yup, that's homeopathy.