Bulk Homeopathy

Large quantities of homeopathic remedies
at a fraction of the cost!

Learn a secret that Big Alt Med doesn't want you to know! You can acquire high volumes of homeopathic remedies at a tiny fraction of the cost by bypassing an expensive and unnecessary process. Traditionally, the tedious process involves taking a substance, diluting it with distilled water, pouring most of it out, and diluting it again many times until the substance has been completely washed away. Why bother with such an expensive and unnecessary process when the end product is the same. And to any naysayers, I challenge you to tell the difference in a double-blind test.

arnica montana	arsenicum album	belladonna	ferrum phosphoricum
hepar sulphuris	lachesis	nux vomica	pulsatilla

Testimonials
"I am ensured of hydration, thanks to Bulk Homeopathy." --Torsten Pihl	"Thanks to Bulk Homeopathy, I can now treat my Morgellons disease and Wilson's temperature syndrome and still have money left over to buy Prayer Powder." --Eric Smith
"I can't believe the Savings! A buck for a gallon, compared to some $20 a drop at the pharmacy. And it works just as well, maybe better! I am a bit surprised that the Big Homeo goons have not shut you down yet. Thanks to you, I no longer have to decide between homeopathic therapy or feeding my kids, and their cheeks are starting to fill in now. God bless you Thor." --John Ellis	"It really works. I'd been having trouble with urine production, so I drank a gallon of Bulk Homeopathy, and it cured me!" --John Hattan

FAQ
*Is there a risk of overdose?* Yes, there is a low risk of hyponatremia; and in rare cases, drowning can occur.
*Since there is some danger, do you have the MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet)?* Yes, see MSDS: Dihydrogen Monoxide.
*Where can I buy bulk homeopathy?* Most any grocery store sells jugs of distilled water.
*So, homeopathy is just distilled water?* Yes, ain't that something.
*But I have seen homeopathic remedies in the form of pills, not liquid.* A drop is placed on each surgar pill and evaporated.
*That makes no sense.* Yup.

Created, maintained and hosted by Torsten Pihl (AKA ThorGoLucky). For comments and corrections, email me at thorgolucky@gmail.com.

Thanks to Richard Turk for the idea, and thanks to the folks on the Skeptoid SkepTalk Email Discussion List and the Skeptic Friends Network.

See Debunkatron: Homeopathy as to why homeopathy is bunk.

See Debunkatron for a list of other false or unfounded subjects, and learn tools for critical thinking and skills to assess claims and spot bunk.

See Gallery of Wackos for a list of prominent people involved in the dissemination of bunk.

See Homeopops/Homeopsicles and Buy-Once Homeopathy for other little satires of homeopathy.

Not associated with FairDeal Homeopathy.

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